生活大爆炸的经典语录

生活大爆炸的经典语录

　　1.All these years I’ve been so wrong. The tinier the train, the more concentrated the fun!这么多年来，我一直在犯一个严重的错误。原来火车越小越好玩。

　　2.What, because you don’t have a girlfriend? Well, good Lord, if that becomes a reason not to play Dungeons and Dragons, this game’s in serious trouble!就因为你没有女友吗？我的亲娘七舅老爷，如果因为这就不玩《龙与地下城》，那这游戏算走到头了。

　　3.From here on in I’ve decided to make all trivial decisions with a throw of the dice, thus freeing up my mind to do what it does best: enlighten and amaze.从这刻起，我决定以后不重要的决定都通过掷骰子决定，这样可以为我的头脑腾出时间做它最擅长的事儿：启迪思维，震惊世界。

　　4.As you know, a few years ago I achieved one of my lesser dreams and became a notary public.几年前我实现了其中一个小梦想，做了一名公证人。

　　5.Two grown men with a hobbit’s dagger – wouldn’t we look silly!俩成年男人拿着把霍比特人的短剑，看着不傻吗？

　　6.At this moment our relationship exists in two mutually contradictory states. 'Til you either do not go, or go, to Wil Wheaton’s party, you are simultaneously my friend and not my friend. I’m characterizing this phenomenon as Schrodinger’s Friendship.目前咱俩的关系处于两种相互矛盾的状态。在你决定去还是不去威尔.惠顿的派对之前，你是我的朋友，同时又不是我的朋友。我把这个现象称为薛定谔的友谊。

　　7.One day a historian is going to come to you and say “Is it true you were friends with Doctor Sheldon Cooper?” and you’re going to have to choke back a hot sob of regret and humiliation, as you mumble “I was, but I chose to go to a party thrown by the one kid from Stand By Me no one remembers."有一天会有一位历史学家来问你”你真的曾是谢尔顿.库珀博士的朋友吗？“然后你就会一边饱含悔恨与耻辱地呜咽着，一边说”没错，但是我当初选择去了一个由不知名电影《伴我同行》里某人办的.派对。“

　　8.You are in for a treat. My mother’s fried chicken is why we had to buy my Dad the extra-large coffin.你有口福了。我爸的棺材之所以变成加大号的，就是因为我妈的炸鸡美味。

　　9.There’s a lot of harm in trying something new! That’s why we test out drugs and cosmetics on bunny rabbits.尝试新鲜事物坏处多了！所以要用兔子来测试药物和化妆品的安全性。