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    I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

　　开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。

　　Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

　　你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你.

　　I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

　　曾以为我想要的`是职业，结果发现我只是想要工资。

　　Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

　　直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果；智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。

　　意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。

　　意译b：所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧告诉你最终还是男女有别。

　　If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

　　上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧！

　　Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

　　孩子就是：你先花2年，教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。

　　Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says"If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

　　当我填表的时候，有一项是“紧急情况联系：” 我填上了“医生”，到时候我妈能帮上什么忙？！

　　The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

　　直译：小孩子要中间名，纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。

　　意译：起个全名就为了揍孩子前可以底气十足地喊出来。

　　It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

　　跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候还没死， “啪！”那才是死了。

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