伍迪艾伦的搞笑名言
1. harvard makes mistakes too, you know. kissinger taught there.
2. he was so depressed, he tried to mit suicide by inhaling next to an armenian.
3. as the poet said, ‘only god can make a tree,’ probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
4. i am thankful for laughter, except when milk es out of my nose.
5. i am not afraid of death, i just don’t want to be there when it happens.
6. i believe there is something out there watching us. unfortunately, it’s the government.
7. i don’t have to ‘freedom-kiss’ my wife when what i really want to do is french-kiss her.
8. i don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. i want to achieve it through not dying.
9. i have bad reflexes. i was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
10. i took a speed-reading course and read war and peace in twenty minutes. it involves russia
11. i was nauseous and tingly all over. i was either in love or i had smallpox.
12. i’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
13. i’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around chinatown.
14. i’m such a good lover because i practice a lot on my own.
15. i’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. my grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
16. if my films make one more person miserable, i’ll feel i have done my job.
17. in beverly hills… they don’t throw their garbage away. they make it into television shows.
18. life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it’s all over much too soon.
19. most of the time i don’t have much fun. the rest of the time i don’t have any fun at all.
20. my one regret in life is that i am not someone else.
21. some guy hit my fender, and i told him, ‘be fruitful and multiply,’ but not in those words.
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