搞笑的英语自我介绍范文

搞笑的英语自我介绍范文1

　　I am the hydrogen molecule, I is very light, so put me in a balloon balloon can fly. But my sisters and my brothers are burning, so when I play to Caution!. I can make my oxygen molecules, many things change.

　　For example, if you want to fire no, I participate in you is not. My brothers and sisters are very lively, occasionally do some damage, the rusty iron and copper, are our "masterpiece".

　　I am hydrogen atoms, you usually don't see me, because I was in pairs by molecular forms. I am the oxygen atom, I have a name, called "Reactive oxygen," as the nickname says, "I'm very active. I don't like being alone. I love to be with anyone, no matter who I touch."

搞笑的英语自我介绍范文2

　　good morning, my name is jack, it is really a great honor to have this opportunity for a interview, i would like to answer whatever you may raise, and i hope i can make a good performance today, eventually enroll in this prestigious university in september.

　　now i will introduce myself briefly,i am 21 years old,born in heilongjiang province ,northeast of china,and i am curruently a senior student at beijing XX uni. my major is packaging engineering. and i will receive my bachelor degree after my graduation in june. in the past 4 years,i spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 with a ease. and i have acquired basic knowledge of packaging and publishing both in theory and in practice. besides, i have attend several packaging exhibition hold in Beijing, this is our advantage study here, i have taken a tour to some big factory and company. through these i have a deeply understanding of domestic packaging industry.

　　compared to developed countries such as us, unfortunately, although we have made extraordinary progress since 1978,our packaging industry are still underdeveloped, mess, unstable, the situation of employees in this field are awkard. but i have full confidence in a bright future if only our economy can keep the growth pace still

搞笑的英语自我介绍范文3

　　Hello!

　　My name isxxx.Thank you for giving me a chance for the interview.

　　My basic materials are on the resume, do not need to explain it again。I will make a brief introduce on my job advantage and my value here.　Working on administrative jobs for many years make me realize the importance of the secretarial job deeply. I like the job very much.

　　In my opinion, the secretarial jobs are common but very important.It representes the image of a company. If someone want to do will in a job ,he or she must posesses a extreme strong sense of responsibility .

　　I am willing to accompany with your company's development and progress. Your trust and my capability will bring us success ! Thanks!