简短幽默英文自我评价

简短幽默英文自我评价1

　　1, the mouth - can talk, I believe you will not be lonely.

　　2, shoulder - two, you can rely on, can be a pillow, can ride ...

　　3, hand - of course, a pair of cold when you can hold tightly, the summer can also help you catch mosquitoes ...

　　4, the foot - can withstand 62 kg weight, as long as you and I add up to 250 pounds will be able to back your life.

　　5, heart - no matter when and where, always just want you!

　　6, the body - do not need hot water bottle blanket, experts say the body thermostat 37.5. Absolutely forbidden durable, and affordable. The most important thing is power!

　　7, the brain - to lazy do not do housework? Scissors, stone, cloth, a fair solution, remember, I only cloth, try again and again defeated!

　　8, never ugly, for her husband the most appropriate.

简短幽默英文自我评价2

　　1, the person is always enthusiastic with a sincere (not including my rival).

　　2, is the wife of the best and only outlet (only two people).

　　3, cheerful, good, rational and impulsive coexistence of mixed players, only the analysis of the problem, not violence to solve the problem (except when his wife hurt).

　　4, man-specific, a flower of a fruit type, can safely surrender all feelings. I really is a good boy!

　　Fourth, the disadvantage analysis

　　1, girls want to catch the tortoise please stop, although I also want to meet you, but I really have not much money.

　　2, all day full of fantasy girl also stay, life is not a fairy tale, I am a reality only do not seek unreal people.

　　3, if I really fall in love with you, I will be good to you, so you want to escape (to correct).

　　4, like a long time I only thought of this a few.

　　5. Finally, we must honor the elderly, good love life, be aggressive! Height (160 or so, weighing 42-56KG or so, I 172,62 KG)

简短幽默英文自我评价3

　　1, I was looking for his wife, not to play.

　　2, to eat diet pills, and one day to the bar drilling several times, depending on KTV, such as pro father who do not interfere.

　　3, there are people who smoke away, and occasionally pumping one or two except (just to play). Women sometimes smoke really beautiful, but I really do not want at home when you send me one, I send you a pumping endless.

　　4, housekeeper type of aside, I have a mother is enough. (Dinosaurs declined)

　　5, gentle, lovely, kind, like small animals (except mice) priority.

　　6, have ideals, goals, love all the good things (not including money) priority.

　　7, like to do good food and do a good job is preferred. We can learn about!

　　8, a fixed work, and love work, full of vision for the future (not including workaholics) are preferred!